The dependability of the Series 300 is like a quiet dependable neighbor, whose actions speak louder than words. There is a neighbor whom I call Quiet Stefanie. A kind, reserved neighbor whose comfort with silence rattles me to the core. With such folks, I tend to over-share, hoping to put them at ease. In one such exchange, I told Stefanie I had a worm circus as a kid. One of the attractions, I explained, was a Matchbox car stuffed with three earthworms. As the car was paraded in front of the audience, I would pull eight worms out, dazzling the onlookers as the severed worms multiplied in my grubby hands. I continued despite Stefanie’s disgust:

“I also had a tight wire routine, but that wasn’t nearly as fun as the worms
just hung there limply withering in the sun, praying for death.”

Why did I tell Stefanie this? Because it was the first thing that popped into my head when she mentioned gardening. Why not mention the weather? Or the Farmer’s Almanac? That was the last time I spoke with Quiet Stefanie. A lesson in regret I hope to remember for the next unsuspecting neighbor.

Consider likewise the dependable Series 300 footswitch, reliably offering variable speed control and smooth action. Your first impression will be a lasting impression. Doubtless Stefanie would agree